I Choose To Live

2004-05-01 [~*spawn*~]: i think it would be mondo to have something like that game "better than life" out of reddwarf

2004-05-01 [cho hakkai]: hi,could i join?

2004-05-01 [~*spawn*~]: you can if you believe you can

2004-05-01 [Black Adder]: What??? who???

2004-05-01 [Basha]: cucumbers??????????

2004-05-02 [Dwarf Ronin]: Hello there.

2004-05-02 [Lethargic Panda]: (To Imperfect) I suppose you could have AI people, but that would strongly take away from the bloody satisfaction of it all.

2004-05-02 [BarleySinger]: It might be kind of cathartic to get your anger out in a non-real way. I'd rather have the technolgy from the movie "BrainStorm" where people can feel (and record) other peoples experiences, so that doctors can know what it feels like to BE their patients...maybe then they'd take people more seriously.  I'd also like to let a rapist have the PTSD screaming nightmares of their victims. Then again, I don't know how good an idea it would be to give people the experience of killing others in a really serious virtual reality world. I would expect that it would get them used to the idea. Many people in the world have much less of a grip on reality than people would like to believe. 

2004-05-02 [BarleySinger]: Not to be a pain in the ass *(especiall since I went off topic with yuo folks) but this is the "I choose to live" WIKI, not the "I Choose to kill in a virtual reality world" WIKI.

2004-05-02 [~*spawn*~]: there is a fine line between these things...

2004-05-02 [Dwarf Ronin]: Hello.

2004-05-02 [Lethargic Panda]: Hi there.

2004-05-03 [Dwarf Ronin]: How are you doing?

2004-05-03 [BarleySinger]: I don't consider the two to have a huge gulf between them. One is a conversation about the joys of fantasy virtual violence to others, and the other is about keeping yourself in reality (as in WHY is chooing to live a question that even comes up) and not being violent to ones self.

2004-05-03 [Dwarf Ronin]: Hi.

2004-05-03 [12 34 56 78 9]: We were just kidding Barley.. I know it's kind of rotten humor but still, laughter is the best medicine. I know if I was in a virtual place like that I'd probably want to do other things, like program so I could fly or teleport or have superhuman strength. Because I think that if it were as real as the matrix or something I still think I wouldn't be able to kill someone. For the same reason I wouldn't in real life. Oh, and Kir-Bu, "Hi." to you too

2004-05-03 [Cat Nip]: I'm going to snap and kill you all one day...this wiki protects against suicide...not homicide...-_-***

2004-05-03 [i sneezed and my toe moved..]: holy shishkabob im behind!

2004-05-03 [Dwarf Ronin]: So, how are you guys doing?

2004-05-03 [Basha]: i agree with yah mikki

2004-05-03 [~*spawn*~]: ~(hands out jam to everyone)~

2004-05-03 [Basha]: *wonders if its magic jam*

2004-05-03 [~*spawn*~]: yes it is magic jam. all jam is magic.

2004-05-03 [Lethargic Panda]: *throws jam at members*

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *throws jam back* wahaha!

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: JAM WAR! *gets shrapnel filled jam*

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *hides and flings jam from behind a bush with a spoon*

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: *shoots jam from cannon*

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *hits [Lethargic Panda] in the back of the head with a spoon-sized glob of jam, causing him too miss with the cannon, then runs and hides again*

2004-05-04 [Blue Raspberries and Grape Juice]: *pours bucket of melted jam on [Lethargic Panda]'s head and runs away*

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *points at [Blue Raspberries and Grape Juice] and says 'it wasnt me!!!!'*

2004-05-04 [Boldly Going Nowhere]: decides to get a hose full of jam and spray it at everyone!!!!

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *ducks*

2004-05-04 [Boldly Going Nowhere]: MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: *hits [Basha] and [Blue Raspberries and Grape Juice] with shrapnel filled jam globs from cannon*

2004-05-04 [i sneezed and my toe moved..]: Oo..........im scared......of the jam...

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: ..........

2004-05-04 [i sneezed and my toe moved..]: Oo......... im a scared of the ...the DOTS!!!! nooooooNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the dots!!!!! NOT THE DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: ok i had enogh *pulls out a shurken and trows it at u*

2004-05-04 [i sneezed and my toe moved..]: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*materialises into nowhere*

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: ok i see ur game *dose some fansiy hand move ments* art of the shadow duple gager

2004-05-04 [Dwarf Ronin]: *Kir-Bu shows up* No one is no match for me.

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: i'll take u on, I'll take on anyone

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *stares for a second in awe, then smears a handfull of jam in [Lethargic Panda]'s faces, snickers, then runs and hides*

2004-05-04 [Dwarf Ronin]: *Kir-Bu glows green from hands* Bring it.

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *is still hiding out of fear of being attacked with more jam*

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: gladly *use hiding with in the mist technic the battle filded is all hazy and dark*

2004-05-04 [Dwarf Ronin]: *Kir-Bu suddleny instant transmissions right behind you and kicks your head to the right side and then flies over to you before you hit the ground, eblows you to the ground* Take that.

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: not bad * gets up uses the duple ganger tenchi and starts to fight u there are 6 duople gangers*

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *flings a speck of jam at no one in particular*

2004-05-04 [Dwarf Ronin]: *catchs jam and flings it right in darknessfire eyes* Now you are blind.

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: no u wish u sure u hit the right one

2004-05-04 [Dwarf Ronin]: Well then. Fine *takes pieces of himself and uses them as ropes and wraps all of you*

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: damn

2004-05-04 [12 34 56 78 9]: *stares in awe at the amazing jam war* I don't get it... *throws a donut*

2004-05-04 [Dwarf Ronin]: *finds the real one and kicks you 23 times in the gut* Ha, I win.

2004-05-04 [i fall from the sky]: yup u win

2004-05-04 [i sneezed and my toe moved..]: ...mint glows blue!!!! hes hybrid! a demon/angel cross...... hes un killable!!....dont i just have the most exciting characters!

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: This whole battle was really random and stupid. lol. There were a lot of spelling problems that I managed to overlook...but for the love of what you call god, it's "doppelganger." If you're going to try to use big words to sound clever, spell them right.

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *gives up on the jam and hides it in a nearby tree*

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: *throws axes*

2004-05-04 [Basha]: *reflects the axes back at [Lethargic Panda] with a dimension door*

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: That's lovely, but I didn't say I threw them at you.

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: You took yourself off the list? o.O  Do you no longer choose to live?

2004-05-04 [Basha]: yeah you didnt throw them at me but they were headed twords a rock and i felt sorry for the rock. and they didnt hit you ne wayz so don be mad..

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: Ok then?

2004-05-04 [Basha]: sure why not.

2004-05-04 [Lethargic Panda]: So do you choose to live?

2004-05-05 [Basha]: um?

2004-05-05 [Lethargic Panda]: I don't really care actually, just curious as to why you'd randomly remove your name from the list.

2004-05-05 [Basha]: ah, i thought so.

2004-05-05 [Lethargic Panda]: So are you going to remain at the wiki with your name unlisted or just randomly leave without a trace suddenly?

2004-05-05 [Basha]: randomly leave where without a trace suddenly?

2004-05-05 [Lethargic Panda]: Hmmm. A mysterious member ([plastic container]) who joined elftown about 2 hours ago, mysteriously re-added [Basha]'s name to the list.

2004-05-05 [Dwarf Ronin]: Hello there.

2004-05-05 [Lethargic Panda]: Hi.

2004-05-05 [Dwarf Ronin]: Hello there person.

2004-05-05 [Lethargic Panda]: Mhm.

2004-05-05 [Dwarf Ronin]: How are you?

2004-05-05 [*sammi*]: MEH!

2004-05-05 [Dwarf Ronin]: MEH

2004-05-05 [*sammi*]: TaKe My PoLl PlEaSe!

2004-05-05 [Dwarf Ronin]: Okay.

2004-05-05 [12 34 56 78 9]: take my poll please too! (man... this movie rules. Tremors, booyah)

2004-05-05 [12 34 56 78 9]: "5 billion people will die from a deadly virus in 1997... the survivors will abandon the surface of the planet... once again the animals will rule the world..." - Excerpts from interview with clinically diagnosed paranoid schizophren - April 12, 1990 - Baltimore County Hospital. (what movie?)

2004-05-05 [Lethargic Panda]: *spins*

2004-05-05 [~*spawn*~]: ~(eats some jam)~

2004-05-05 [Blue Raspberries and Grape Juice]: *throws a cracker at [~*spawn*~]*

2004-05-05 [Lethargic Panda]: *continues to spin*

2004-05-06 [Dwarf Ronin]: Hello there.

2004-05-06 [12 34 56 78 9]: *throws dookie at lethargic as he spins* Heh. I said dookie. Heh. I'm hella tired.

2004-05-06 [Lethargic Panda]: *disappears before 'dookie' hits* *remains disappeared*

2004-05-06 [Dwarf Ronin]: *finds Lethargic Panda behind a rock*

2004-05-06 [Blue Raspberries and Grape Juice]: *chases lethargic around w/ a laser gun*

2004-05-07 [Dwarf Ronin]: *Kir-Bu stops you* Watch now, you could blind someone with that!!

2004-05-07 [12 34 56 78 9]: Hey guys... I thought this was a party... let's dance!! *footloose music plays* (i hope at least one person gets it)

2004-05-07 [Dwarf Ronin]: No, I don't get. *sratchs my head*

2004-05-08 [Lethargic Panda]: I get it...and you deserve to die. lol

2004-05-08 [12 34 56 78 9]: rofl, how did I know *you* would get it? haha. So then you know... how AWESOME that movie is? *nods* crap, still need to buy in on dvd. Oh, question lethargic (and if you get it right, I'll admit to your greatness. heh) Which character in footloose is considered "God" for his amazing dancing ability?

2004-05-08 [Lethargic Panda]: ...Ren McCormack? Probably wrong...oh well. If I'm right, I'll just hate myself that much more. lol

2004-05-08 [12 34 56 78 9]: You were *very* close. He's second in line. So you don't have to hate your self that much more, heh. But the award for "God" goes to the blonde guy who does the moonwalk n' such.

2004-05-08 [Lethargic Panda]: You know his name?

2004-05-08 [12 34 56 78 9]: don't think they say his name. I could watch it again though, tell you which order he comes in at the party when they start 'solo'n' I know that he's right before the black haired guy that break dances though. Haha, thats funny that you remembered Ren McCormacks name though. I guess its just because the movie is just so damn good though... I mean.. come on.. it's Kevin Bacon..

2004-05-08 [Lethargic Panda]: Kevin Bacon is entertaining...that movie...I don't know. The music though...god. lol

2004-05-08 [12 34 56 78 9]: the music though = God? yeah, I know. heh.

2004-05-08 [12 34 56 78 9]: *whispers* I think we scared away all the norms...

2004-05-08 [Lethargic Panda]: Yes, yes we did. And the god was more along the lines of the vain use. The music quickly gets tiring.

2004-05-08 [Gwendylyyn]: I have not been scared away. I have simply been very busy.

2004-05-08 [BarleySinger]: Are you sure "Kevin Bacon" isn't a breakfast food? Footloose...that takes me back to days when I wasn't ... well ... this old. To give yuo an age idea on me, I remember watching the first landing on the moon at my aunts house.

2004-05-08 [12 34 56 78 9]: Well... well... I remember when back to the future first came out! Yeah! I was 1... but, yah know. *nods*

2004-05-08 [Black Adder]: qwerty!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? WTF?

2004-05-08 [Lethargic Panda]: 0|< 817(# God I hate when people use numbers and symbols to spell.

2004-05-09 [Dwarf Ronin]: Okay.... still confused???

2004-05-09 [~*spawn*~]: ~(hands out jam to people)~

2004-05-09 [Black Adder]: [is Spawn giving him some???]

2004-05-09 [12 34 56 78 9]: *hums to himself*

2004-05-10 [Lethargic Panda]: *spins*

2004-05-10 [Dwarf Ronin]: *flies*

2004-05-11 [Cake poo]: i choose to live ar the words to an apc song gravity...im guessing u didnt know that???

2004-05-11 [Generic Stereotype]: I choose to live was said a long time before anyone made it into a song... lol

2004-05-11 [Lethargic Panda]: Um...to [Cake poo]...my dear buddy friend pal whom I pounce on...the song is posted a little ways up there...in the wiki. lol

2004-05-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *shakes head* even more blind than i...

2004-05-11 [Lethargic Panda]: I have hands.

2004-05-11 [Incontinence Happens]: *snifles* i don't... you're rubbing it in aren't yoU!!!!

2004-05-11 [Lethargic Panda]: No...I gave you new, better hands...remember?

2004-05-12 [Dwarf Ronin]: What is gravity, what is this new strange thing I hear about.

2004-05-12 [Incontinence Happens]: you did? *trying to remember* ...Gravity! The song by A Perfect Circle!

2004-05-12 [Dwarf Ronin]: I don't know who they are.

2004-05-12 [Incontinence Happens]: *looks at you like you've commited a sin* you poor poor soul...

2004-05-12 [Dwarf Ronin]: Yes, I was deprevied as a child.

2004-05-12 [BarleySinger]: Well that's good. You wouldn't want to have to wait until you got to be an adult to be deprived.

2004-05-12 [Lethargic Panda]: It's all quite sad.

2004-05-12 [Dwarf Ronin]: Who is this person???

2004-05-12 [Lethargic Panda]: Me or Barley?

2004-05-12 [BarleySinger]: Me or Lethargic Panda? by the way..."Who" is this person...would be a declaration that an individual is a Time Lord. Here is a really bad Dr Who trivia joke for you. How many Time Lords are in a dozen? 13....because it is a "Bakers" dozen...(Tom Baker, Colin Baker)

2004-05-12 [~*spawn*~]: ~(gives everyone some jam.. including spike)~

2004-05-12 [Lethargic Panda]: *doesn't pay attention*

2004-05-13 [Dwarf Ronin]: Barley.

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: I don't really know.

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: ok

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: Who are you?

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: that's darknessfire! you don know him?

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: *bows* hello

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: Apparently not. o.o Can I shoot him?

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: do u wish to try and kill an assasion *pulls out a trowing star*

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: *runs between you heroically*

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: *mutters a spell and puts DNT in a jar*

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: HEY!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! *sounds all funny b/c she's in a jar*

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: ok now do u wish to die panda? *now pulls out a dagger and is in a fighting stance*

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: *knocks jar off table and is rolling around on the floor screaming and slowly becoming dizzy*

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: *mutters a spell and DNT is out of the jarbut is now in a bigger one glued to the ground*

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: *looks at you and thinks cruel thoughts for you being a stupid wannabe ninja person* The only thing more annoying than those are the mass amounts of people that try to be "gothic."

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: hey! *insulted* i dress goth... not gothic, but i dress it...

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: im not a wantabe ninja ok im an assasion thats differant ok u havent looked at my bio have u? ahh FUCK IT!

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: *still insulted* neh to you all...

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: I'm not insulting people who dress gothically, I'm insulting those many elftown peoples (and others) that struggle to dress gothically as well as act deep and dark. It's annoying as hell.

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: neh... stupid posers... i ain't no poser...

2004-05-13 [Dwarf Ronin]: *breaks jar with nercoplasm* There you go pinki, good as new.

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: *still mutering about not being a poser and such and such*

2004-05-13 [Dwarf Ronin]: *huggles pinki* you are not a poser, you are my friend.

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: o.o

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: its kir-bu ^_^

2004-05-13 [Dwarf Ronin]: *flies over to darkness fire, staring right in the eyes* Why did you put pinki in a jar?

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: lethargiiiicccc!!!! *whining for no apparent reason*

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: what'd I do?

2004-05-13 [Dwarf Ronin]: Why???

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: i was about to fight panda then she steped in front of us and i didnt whant her to get hurt ok!!!!!!

2004-05-13 [Dwarf Ronin]: But still, only I'm allowed to incase Pinki in stuff. *powers up nercoplasm up and throw is you* Don't do it again.

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: We weren't about to fight though...you were just getting all worked up.

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: *stands up and cracks his neck* whatever

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: Okie dokie.

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: ...i shouldn't disapear form the wikis... you ppl are having weird arguments... sort of...

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: ^_^

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: dun dundun...

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: *spins*

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: *trips* lalalala...

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: Did you trip me...or trip yourself?

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: probably ended up tripping both of us. ^_^

2004-05-13 [Lethargic Panda]: ^.O Fun stuff.

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: *wanders around*

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: you trip yet, too?

2004-05-13 [i fall from the sky]: nope not yet

2004-05-13 [Incontinence Happens]: *waiting*

2004-05-13 [~*spawn*~]: ~(pushes you both over)~

2004-05-14 [Incontinence Happens]: damnit...

2004-05-14 [Lethargic Panda]: Scary.

2004-05-14 [Incontinence Happens]: don't i know it...

2004-05-14 [Dwarf Ronin]: You aren't tough darknessfire!

2004-05-14 [~*spawn*~]: ~(in mighty triumph laughs)~

2004-05-14 [i fall from the sky]: u wish

2004-05-14 [Dwarf Ronin]: yes, you can't defeat the Almighty Pink Wonder of Doom.

2004-05-14 [~*spawn*~]: i can try with my jam-powered magicks

2004-05-14 [Black Adder]: Jam ....

2004-05-15 [Lethargic Panda]: *yawn*

2004-05-15 [~*spawn*~]: jam indeed

2004-05-15 [Lethargic Panda]: So who here's seen Van Helsing? n if you have...what'd you think? I haven't seen it...but I've gotten multiple opinions, either being it was awesome or very stereotypical and very sucky...curious which you think.

2004-05-15 [Gwendylyyn]: i am going to go see it today. i will tell you when i get back.

2004-05-15 [Lethargic Panda]: k

2004-05-16 [i fall from the sky]: .

2004-05-16 [Lethargic Panda]: o.o